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Teen Pimps iPHONE

4 years, 170 days ago - By Rylan Branch

A teenager from NJ has found a way to hack into an Apple iPhone, and make it usuable with other cellular networks , other than its current carrier AT&T.
CertiCell, a KY based mobile phone repair company has provided the teen with a new Nissan 350Z and 3 8GB iPhones, in exchange for his hacked phone, as well as an offer for a paid consulting position with the company.

Atta Boy Kid!
Gotta Pimp SOMETHIN!!

Obama In Pimp Pajamas

4 years, 178 days ago - By Rylan Branch

In The News.
As you must surely have heard by now, the
‘Obama Girl’ web presentation has grown beyond anyones wildest imagination, and since you are here on an Internet Magazine, you can go ahead and simply see what all the hype is about RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
Pro Obama really means “PRO” Obama.

Now the mainstream news outlets are reporting that while its a hit on the web, its not hitting the spot within the Obama Household.

This is part of the process of politics that can be difficult, (that) is making sure that your kids and your wife and your family are insulated from both things like this and what I suspect will be at some point some negative campaigning, Obama said.

PimpHop Perspective
Negative Campaigning, meaning generating an overwhelming buzz to your campaign, using the oldest and still MOST EFFECTIVE political strategy tactics in history?
Facts would show , that in todays current climate, a President who keeps it “P” and is willing to do what it takes to WIN, even if it means being a PIMP ABOUT HIS, is who the votes would be most attracted to.
Worked for Clinton-Bill AND Hillary.
Barack, you just lost one.

See You At The Top
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Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

Forbes Hip Hop Cash Kings

4 years, 181 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Well wouldn’t you know it?Just what the doctor ordered.Forbes Magazine, which keeps track of financial status in todays society, has just recently released their 20 Hip Hop Cash Kings List , to introduce the idea that people who read and follow Forbes Magazine have an interest in Hip Hop culture.
Who would have ever thought of such a thing?
www.forbes.com/2007/08/15/hip-hop-millionaires-biz-cx_lg_0816hiphop.html

The earnings list was based on the year 2006. At the top of the list were

1. S. Carter



2. C. Jackson



3. S. Combs

Actually, quite a few notables made the list, as the article emphasizes the fact that while musicians in other genres of music make their earnings from record sales, Hip Hop artists have spawned a new spirit of entrepreneurship in the world, through the ownership of record labels, clothing lines, NBA franchise ownership shares,restaurants, and endorsement deals, just to name a few of the various ventures , many of todays Hip Hop notables are involved with.

And, to top it off, the
E! Channel (Whats Pimpin Big Sal?)will be broadcasting the theme show on Saturday Evening at 6pm P.S.T.
So Peep Game
Forbes & E! Hip Hop Cash Kings

Saturday
August 18
6:00 PM E! Entertainment Specials Forbes Top 20 Hip Hop Cash Kings TV-G

 

They bling it bigger and better than anyone – here we celebrate Forbes’ picks for the 20 top earning hip hop stars, the dazzling men of music who clearly have the Midas touch.

See You At The Top
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Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

Lindsay Lohan (Gangster Bitches Series)

4 years, 188 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Welcome Back To The Show.
In our last installment, we set the basic criteria and list of candidates for the Title of Gangster Bitch.
As controversial as it might sound for squares, at the end of the day, it seems as if those who do the opposite of what society presents as absolutely correct are the ones who are showing the most success.
And Yeah, yeah, plenty of debate, yet its going to all boil down to what wn individual thinks and believes anyway, so let each reap as they sow.
Chess Anyone?

Now todays focus will be on our first candidate, currently known as Public Enemy #1,
 

Lindsay Lohan

This listed photo is from her latest feature entitled
I Know Who Killed Me.
http://www.iknowwhokilledme.com

Interestingly enough, so do we, and the million dollar answer to the riddle is
HATERS.
The majority of what you see in regards to “Bad Girl Behavior” coverage seems to focus on its negative effects on the self image of young women in general.Its an interesting paradox or hypocracy, considering that this exact type of behavior, whether condoned or condemend IS infact what tends to attract the most media attention, even more so than other issues such as war, poverty, homicide and other negative and miserable subjects.
Yet at the end of the day, if the goal is infact to obtain publicity
(Only Worry When They AINT TALKIN BOUT CHA),then it would appear that the loosers are winning.Is all Press really Good Press?
It would depend on who was doing the pressing.

So, the current debate tends to rest on whether or not Lindsay, and her current Gangster Bitch Behavior , is going to spell the end of her carrer.Many journalist, and influential people, are stating that her current and past previous behavior shows a threat to her reliablility and credibility to perform at an acceptable level, and is costing production companies as well as studios tremendously.Morgan Creek vs. Lindsay Lohan Click Here . Her latest feature, which was, interestingly enough, released one week after her recent run in with the law, has recieved poor reviews from critics over all.
Mighty Mighty PimpHop.com would then pose the question of what actually motivated any individual to see the film in the first place?

So, in closing, lets see if her fall and redeem antics do her some good in the financial department, and pose this question for all in observance.
Regardless of the majority view on Lindsay and the rest of the Bad Girl Bunch, would a logical person be able to conclude that what ever her next feature is , will attract numerous patorns, for the simple fact that individuals will tend to be interested in paying attention and money to view how this individual performs on the next go around?

LL:”Yep, I Know I Know, & Just Look At The Numbers”

PimpHop.com:” So, Where are you now?”

LL:”At The Rehab in Malibu ,Chillaxin ,Playing My Role
Like A Gangster Bitch Should.You should come by and have a few shots of Malibu Rum.”

PimpHop.com:”Sounds Like A Plan, then we can scoop you up, and we can continue the celebration at one of our secret locations that even Papparazzi Knows Nothing About. See you in a bit”
  
LL:”No,Lets Let Them In, and do what works. More Pub=More Cheddar”

PimpHop.com:”No Comment, See You In A Bit.”

So In Closing,
Love It Or Hate It, so Long As You Check It.
Its The PimpHop.com Way.
Better Stated—>
ROOT FOR THE BAD GIRL!!!!
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Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

Gangster Bitches- Part 1 (PimpHop.com EXCLUSIVE)

4 years, 191 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Greetings Earthlings.
As  most you are well aware of ,plenty of attention and media spotlight is currently being focused on the Popular New trend known as Hollywood Socialite Party Girls or Bad Girls.
Opinions vary, yet we at PimpHop.com decided to give you and indepth analysis of the trend, so hold on to your hats, its gonna be a wild ride.

Gangster Bitches
Basic Qualifications
Bad Girl Image
Rule Breaker
Powerful and Influential
Financially Affluent
Sexually Deviant
Somewhat Unapologetic
Criminal Behavior A Plus!
Varying Degrees Of Drug And Achohol Consumption.

So Here is a list of PimpHop.com
Gangster Bitch Honoree Candidates.

Each Will Recieve their own indepth  review, and we will leave it to the viewers to decide who is to take home the top honors.

Lindsay Lohan

Lil Kim

Kate Moss

Nicole Ritchie

Paris Hilton

Kimora Lee Simmons
 

Britney Spears

Lifetime Achievement Candidates
Hillary Clinton

Martha Stewart

Susan McDougal