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Wanted- Snow Bunnies With Soul (The Ice T & Coco Effect)

4 years, 16 days ago - By Rylan Branch

A-HA!–
If It was a Snake, It would’ve shed skin for a new belt.
While speaking with some associates recently, it was brought to my attention that what we are displaying currently on our MAIN SITE -WEB MAGAZINE PimpHop.com
somewhat resembles the Ice T / Coco Imagery that has caught on around the globe.

http://www.icet.com

Same was said similarly of The Infamous Kendra Teaming Up With Too Short

http://www.myspace.com/kendrawilkinson

http://www.myspace.com/tooshortworld

http://www.myspace.com/mistahfab

Interestingly enough, none of the other popular publications have been able to fully TAKE YOU THERE.


Excuse our ignorance,yet the truth simply IS that we really Live This Existence, and If you were to read the fine print, each of the individuals pictured above are actually California Natives, as L.A. is in fact the place where Ice & Coco first met, and of course, we are aware that the world famous Playboy Mansion is also located in Los Angeles, where the Above M.T.V. Show was taped.
So. with that out of the way… On With The Show.

-Snow Bunnies With Soul-

If you are a Snow Bunny- Between the Ages of 18 & 24 who believes you have what it takes to show the rest of the world “WHO IT REALLY IS”, and either have a bit of a
“HOOD TWANG” or are interested in developing one, the opportunity has finally arrived.
Simply send us a note here on myspace for us to review your profile/page, and if we feel that you fit the criteria, you can complete our online application form, and we will work towards making it a reality.


Good Luck!
Staff,
PimpHop.com
-What Will They Think Of Next??

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i-Phone Goes Pink

4 years, 16 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Just in time for Spring Bling is the new iPhone in Pink Fashion.
Its interesting how something as simple as a color change can give an already PIMPISH product a totally different feel.
I would conclude that this device is actually targeted towards the “WOMEN FOLK” ,yet there may be some from the male gender who find it attractive as well.
So long as they are Paying Customers, I would conclude that the Apple Corp. or AT&T who provides the service, wont be discriminating.

iPhone has still retained its Official PimpHop Approved Standards, as its not yet something that the average everyday PLAIN JANE/WAYNE , is sporting, so for the ladies, who, while under the guise of needing a mobile phone, are sporting this device to feel somewhat
SPECIAL, this is the ideal device for the Baller Beezy .

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Medical Marijunana ATM Machines!!

4 years, 18 days ago - By Rylan Branch

In The News.
Official as of Monday January 28, 2008 along with your favorite goodies and necessities , you (with a doctors consultation & prescription) can pick up a sack of PRIMO GRADE MARY JANE, compliments of the new Anytime Vending Machine (AVM).

The first machine will be located in the heart of Los Angeles on Melrose Blvd.
This machine will capture the patients finger print, and conduct transactions with a
prepaid debit card to ensure the proper dosage of doh-doh for those in need.
Also, it should be noted that the location will be staffed with round the clock security staff, which I’m sure will become apart of the coveted Hollywood “P” List.

Herbal Nutrition Center , the company who is the first to introduce this innovative new service , is also located in Los Angeles at a nearby location.
For More Information,
Be sure to check them out at the link below.
http://www.herbalnutritioncenterla.com

For Preferred Client Treatment, be sure to let them know that PimpHop.com reffered you.

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Head In The Clouds

4 years, 29 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Blah Blah Blah .
A Quick Soap Box Motivational Session If I May…
As the King Of New Media,
I do know that I would, at some time be on the ground in order to move things forward.
I just simply need to say, that what I tend to see around me lately has been EXTREMELY dull , redundant and really does not give me any inspiration.
Its just some personal insight into the batteries behind what it is that you see here at your friendly neighborhood PimpHop.com

The video below, is actually a good description of where my thoughts actually lead me, and yes, I do tend to have my Head In The Clouds, yet the sweet thing about being a writer, is that things take on a literal meaning very easily .Its based on an adventure with my young comrade Jason and Kyle the P Pilot, who always feel the need to
test and see if there is any height that I am not willing to reach.
Imagine That!!
So —-
 With Camera In Hand, the Tag Line for each of my thumbnail statements should make better sense than ever.

See You At The Top
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Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

 

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The Britney Solution

4 years, 29 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Back in efeect once again is Britney.
It’s  old news regarding the recent “Upset Stomach” that she recently encountered, as well as the visit from Dr. Phil and the related aftermath and current media scrutiny.
Today we will keep it breif and focus on the solution.

PimpHop.com Perscription-
Said patient Britney Spears will remove herself from individuals and enviornments which result in a Poor Feeling About Self As A Woman.
Patient is to have management and record label staff arrange trip to Middle East to perfrom for and entertain troops and  assist in building troop morale while simultaneously aquiring a feeling of appreciation from those in need.

See You At The Top
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Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

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