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Got Kids? Today is your LUCKY DAY!

3 years, 245 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Hey hey, whats good?
This is RB from Mighty Mighty PimpHop.com.
As always, I am extremely thankful for your interest in our online publication.
I know that many of you have wondered why the updates have been coming infrequently as of late, so I felt it best to share some simple reasons.

You can trust that I am ALWAYS in motion with something spectacular to share, so I garuntee that if you have patience, your wait will be well rewarded.

On that note, today I am going to introduce you to someone of extreme importance, and use this as an example to prove that when it comes to your friendly neighborhood PimpHop.com, those who demand excellence will always have their needs met when visiting.

As an organization and publication with an emphasis on enjoyable lifestyles, our style of life is actually well balanced with all bases covered, including the areas of FAMILY(Childcare & Education) and INTERPERSONAL Non Platonic Relationships, or Romance for lack of a better term. According to what I have experienced, these areas are cornerstones of life, as conception and birth are both direct results of COLLABORATIVE EFFORTS between Males and Females, and when life challenges in these areas arise, a demand for expert advise and guidance is also created, so today you can consider yourself lucky, as you have now found a source where effective solutions can be found.

This Is My Brother And His Wife Nicole.
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In the Family, we call him Fondi, yet for those who prefer and respect more eloquent names and titles ,
he is

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Dr.Ifeanyi A. Ufondu, Ph.D. – Educational Psychologist, Certified Behaviorist, Special Education consultant and co-founder of Beautiful Minds Educational & Special Needs Services , doctoral graduate in Education Psychology with an emphasis in Social and Multi-Cultural Foundations at the
University of California, Los Angeles

http://www.beautifulmindsinc.com

In short, their services relate to two key areas
A.Healthy Relationships
B.Effective Child Education Methods

I invite you to browse the company website and familiarize yourself with the organization, and I share it with you to simply further the cause of the Pimphop.com brand which is to
A.Show People A Good Time
B.Bring People Together

In closing, before I get back to task, I would simply say that a well balanced PimpHop.com Approved Lifestyle is in essence to
A.Work Easy
B.Play Easy
which would say that if we at times Party Like Rockstars, we would also
Conduct Business Like Executives,
Provide Support Like Leaders, and
Show Love Like Respectable Humans.

Who Would Have Thought?

See You At The Top
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Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

InStyle Magazine Summer Of Love Party Hosted By Lil Wayne -SATURDAY JUNE 14 AT IVAR-

3 years, 245 days ago - By Rylan Branch

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THIS SATURDAY JUNE 14 AT IVAR

DONT MISS The IN STYLE Magazine SUMMER OF LOVE Celebrity Bash!

Hosted by Lil Wayne

at the newly remodeled IVAR

6356 Hollywood Blvd

Doors open at 10pm

Table reservations and bottle service highly recommended for immediate entry

Swingtown- Sex, Drugs, and Disco

3 years, 253 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Well Well.
Sex , Sex, and More Sex with a line from Jesus used as a selling point slogan?

You know you have a Hot Ticket on your hands when the network that broadcasts the show receives bundles of protest letters from watchdog groups BEFORE the show even hits the airwaves, which is the exact same set of scenarios in place in regards to the new CBS lineup entitled SWINGTOWN, which is scheduled to premiere tonight (June 5, 2008).

With the success of past series of such a nature such as Sex and The City and Desperate Housewives, I would predict that this new series will do the trick so to speak in regards to a ratings boost for the network.

The series plot is somewhat of a combination of Sex In The City and That 70′s Show, which showcases the lives of swinging singles and couples during the 70′s era.
Plenty of weed, plenty of coke, plenty of liquor , plenty of pills, plenty of sex, and if the writing is up to par, plenty of DRAMA which usually is a byproduct of certain types of alternative lifestyles.

The only thing left out of this scenario as with other shows is the PIMP factor, as someone in the plot is sure to always have business interests in regards to needs being served as Starsky and Hutch needed their Huggy Bear, so I invite viewers to check in tonight to see what all of the fuss is about, and draw your own conclusions as to whether or not it is a hit or miss.
Information regarding the series as well as video trailers can be found at the link below.

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/swingtown

Melody Ehsani Interview- The Game Came From A Woman

3 years, 255 days ago - By Rylan Branch

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Q:So, right from the start, my name is R.B. and I am that guy that talks to you at an industry party or out and about in the world, with a natural instinct to notice your style, compliment and inquire about the shoes that you are wearing asking you where you got them and who makes them.

Interestingly enough, you are a woman who would probably respond by saying “Um, well, I make these shoes and I got them from ME as the name on the shoes would imply”.

That would then open up into quite an interesting conversation which would lead to somewhere amongst the stars, so we will simply use this interview as a transcript for the discussion.

With that said, the person ME is Melody Ehsani, which is an exotic and fly sounding name, so who exactly is she, and what does she represent?

A:Melody Ehsani has developed the ability to follow the course traced by the ongoing process of the cosmos, ya dig?! I show up as who I was designed to be, so the same way a pattern of wood, stone or animal has a design which is natural to it, I am natural and authentic to mine. Melody Ehsani as a brand is authentic, timeless, bold, sexy, unshakable and always relevant.

Q:Well I must say, as one of the worlds foremost authority in the area of Hip Hop culture, that you have quite an accurate and thorough knowledge of Hip Hop culture from a womans perspective, that I have not seen since the days of Salt and Pepa, or perhaps back even further to the days of Roxanne Shante. Furthermore, it is for a sound reason, that the game has chosen you for a special reason, as the preservation of the culture itself, could very well rest in your hands as the fellas have seem to run short of new concepts and ideas in regards to where to take the culture next, so with the office that you have been elected to , what would be some of your most important initiatives?mel2.jpg

A:Wow, thank you, I don’t know about the preservation of the culture resting in my hands, but I have definitely donated my humble interpretation of Hip Hop in fashion. I grew up on Hip Hop, I lived, slept and inhaled music from people like Salt n Pepa, Queen Latifah, Slick Rick and Big Daddy Kane and later the Pharcyde and Hieroglyphics. I would love to bring back the innovation that existed in music back then. I mean if you look at the outfits, they were bananas. Dapper Dan was killin’ the game doing custom everything and people were excited and imaginative with who can come out with the freshest gear. It seems like we’ve lost that now. Its all about who has the bigger diamond chain, and who has more sneakers and white tees in their collection, and the girls…I cant even comment its so bad. The fashion however is definitely a reflection of the music content which has declined heavily as well. One of the reasons I have a customizable option on my site is because I want to encourage people to do them. Be imaginative! Anyway, I can talk on this subject for the rest of the interview, you get the point.

Q: In my personal opinion, one of the biggest turn offs is the concept of baggy jeans and sneakers apparel for ladies in Hip Hop fashion. If I wanted to see the style of the dudes, I know where to look, yet since I am looking at you, it would indicate that I like what I see, so what are some of the reasons why you came to a different conclusion than some of the other designers?

A:As played as it sounds, we do live in a mans world. Only recently are we (women) waking up to creating our own positions in this world, doing things our way and not feeling like we have to mimic the standard that has been set by the men who have been in charge of certain arenas up to now. Society tells us that women have to conform to succeed, i.e. women have to have their hair pulled back and have to wear a suit in the office to be taken seriously, female rappers have to wear baggy clothes and look like a man to be taken seriously, but that sh*t is for the birds. The reason why people like Salt n Pepa stood out and revolutionized the game was because they were Female Rappers, and they embraced their femininity, so they opened up the door and created a new position for all female rappers to come after them. We need more women trailblazing the way right now, because we’re in the age of intuition and heightened mental perception. These are all gifts that women are naturally more gifted in, so the powers of the world are shifting towards us (women), and we need to be conscious, aware and ready to be who we’re intended to be and step up to the plate in a big way.

Q: I can sense that you have what most would define as somewhat of a spiritual/philosophical angle to your brand, which is important due to the fact that brands that are embedded with substance and meaning tend to stand the test of time and retain value. Do you believe that your world view plays apart in attracting certain notable figures to your work? If so, how and in what ways?

A:I believe that each person on this planet has a place in this world, and that there is room for everyone and their gifts and talents. Theres a million other designers out there, but there is only one Melody Ehsani. Why would God create and give me the blueprint of a designer and not have me be able to eat off of it? It wouldn’t make sense right?! So I know my place in this world. I think most notable figures in the world have gained this higher level of understanding, and are able to recognize authenticity when they see it. So Ive been fortunate enough to have a handful of them see me and my work for what it is, which is an authentic interpretation of me and my environment. I also believe that if you do the work to arise and be your true self , you enter a place of alignment and support from a source greater than you…so whatever is meant for you will come.

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(Rihanna With Melody Ehsani Bamboo Pieces)

www.rihannanow.com

www.myspace.com/rihanna

Q:As a woman of Persian decent, what is your feedback in regards to the film 300?

A:I think it was an inaccurate portrayal of history and culture, it was a very “Hollywood” production.

Q:As a businesswoman, how does the scenario of interpersonal non platonic relationships play out in your life?

A:I don’t understand this question.

Q:Do you prefer Macintosh or Microsoft Windows based computers for your hustle and grind?

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A:Mac, all day.

Q:A little bird once told me that sex actually sells. Does your line of footwear and accessories lend to or borrow from this statement at all, and if so, in what ways?

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A:Absolutely, sex is the most powerful force of energy on the planet…sex is what allows us to create the new generation. Sexual energy when used properly can help you to achieve miracles. It’s unfortunate that people have misused sex and have exploited it so much, especially in music and the arts.

In my designs, one of my major influences and considerations is sex appeal…we (women) aren’t walking around in 4 inch heels for any other reason than because it makes us feel sexy, period. So, the sex is inseparable from what I do.

Q: Traditional Persian culture is Islamic based, so are you and your brand faced with any opposition from people who follow these traditions, and if so, in what ways?

A:I haven’t received any direct opposition yet.

Q:Do you believe that you were pre destined to be born and raised in Los Angeles ?

A:Ive never really thought about that, but I do feel like Los Angeles has played a huge part in forming me into who I am.

Q:Have you ever been to Dubai in the UAE, and would you be interested in introducing your brand to individuals who travel and reside there? We (PimpHop.com) have solid connections there and in other places around the globe;)!

PimpHop.com Dubai Travel Information Click Here

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(Melody In Jerusalem)

A:Ive been there on a layover, but that’s as close as I got….I would love to introduce my brand out there! Really I want to buy my own island home out there, lol.

Q:Ok, Ill wrap this discussion up by giving you the opportunity to answer 2 questions that I did not ask. Even better, we can do it Jeopardy Style, and have you question 2 answers, to spice things up and reverse the game.

A: A lot of exciting things have been happening lately. I just finished looking at the behind the scenes photos for Ciara’s new album cover/ video shoot. Her new album drops in July and her stylist asked me to create some pieces for her, so shes wearing custom accessories that I designed for her, that will be available on the site…so I’m really excited about that. You will also be able to see some previews of some futuristic belts that I created, which will also be available for sale in July.

On another note,’His Purpleness’ , Prince, is putting out an ill coffee table book, in which I will be credited in because some of the people in his camp are wearing Melody Ehsani shoes in some photos. So I’m very excited for my first credit in a published book.

There is more stuff brewing that Ill be able to talk about in the near future. In the meantime you should check out the current issue of URB Magazine. Miss Erykah Badu is wearing some of my pieces .

Q: What is Melody Ehsani working on at the moment?eshani.jpg

A:You can visit our online store on our website at www.melodyehsani.com or on our myspace page at www.myspace.com/joonlife or visit Melody on her personal page at www.myspace.com/melodymelina

Q: Where can I purchase Melody Ehsani or learn more about the brand?

Thank you.

See You At The Top

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Written By

R. Branch

Code Name

End The Drama And Vote For Obama, Because Barack Obama Has A White Momma

3 years, 256 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Greetings Earthlings.
In the name of effective brand building, I have been off radar for a brief moment, yet recent developments have surfaced which require my input.

In the news as of Sunday, June 1, 2008, it appears that Barack Obama has entered a resignation letter to the Trinity Baptist Church of Chicago of which he and his wife Michelle have been members for approximately 20 years. He cited his reasons for the decision were based on media scrutiny of controversial comments made by ministers and guest ministers of the church, which implicate him in the eyes of the viewing public through what is known as guilt by association.

On that note, I will first note a few basic facts which relate to this scenario which actually do set quite a precedence in American history to the same degree of which B. Obama’s ethnic decent and H.Clinton’s gender play apart in the overall story.

The current Republican nominee John McCain as well as the two current Democratic party contestants all share something in common that tends to be overlooked.
Each of the Presidential office contestants actually currently hold the second highest public office in the Federal government next to the executive office which is the office of the U.S. Senate.

For those not quite familiar with the structure of the Federal Government of the United States of America, it was created with a system of checks and balances by dividing the authority into three parts,

The office of the Senate is one part of the Legislative Branch, which is then balanced with the U.S. Congress.

Without too much of a Government Discourse, lets just keep it brief and state that
B. Obama , H. Clinton, and J. McCain are all individuals who play a significant part in the introduction and ratification of laws in the United States, or in Pimp Speak, they have Boss Powers to SIGN OFF on programs.

With that said, when the need for amendments to be made to the original U.S. Constitution Script came about, the first order of business was in regards to what is known as the Separation Between Church and State and Freedom of Speech/Expression.

U.S. Constitution: First Amendment

First Amendment – Religion and Expression

Amendment Text | Annotations

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

I will leave it to each individual to research this amendment, and simply bring it to your awareness into the context which is plays in this latest chain of events.

It appears that in U.S. Politics, some of the primary focus points currently being addressed are that of race, class,gender and religion/culture.
I often hear a term used known as a Demographic, which by definition hinges on the proposed philosophical ideology focuses on the
DIFFERENCES between apples and oranges, both of which grow on trees.

demography [(di-mog-ruh-fee)]

The quantitative study of human populations. Demographers study subjects such as the geographical distribution of people, birth and death rates, socioeconomic status, and age and sex distributions in order to identify the influences on population growth, structure, and development.

Black Vote, White Vote, Latino Vote, Asian Vote, Young Vote, Old Vote, Gay Vote, Straight Vote, Christian Vote, Jewish Vote, Liberal Vote, Conservative Vote and all of the various divisions of votes which would automatically lead to a disagreement based on the accepting of belief in the differences and a focusing of energies on those differences.

Oh what a tangled web you weave,
when first you practice to deceive,
yet ALL is a result of what you choose to believe.

So in regards to Barack Obama, and the racial bias issue, lets look at it in a bit of a different way.
One of Jeremiah Wrights claims that Black Children and White Children have different learning styles.
Father Flagel claims that Hillary Clinton is a white eletist
And everyone else with a DIFFERENCE of Opinion in regards to the issues.
What would Barack Obamas learning style represent as a multiethnic person, and what would his worldview see in regards to these differences from the perspective of what we call a 2-4-1( Two For One)?
The similarities which he himself is a direct result of.
X+Y=Z

The Solution?
Lets use the scientific approach.
I challenge each of you earthlings and all of your perceived differences to gather yourselves into a circle.
Next, we will have each of you take a deep breath and hold the inhalation.

Which ever one of you is able to hold your breath without ever exhaling and inhaling again and still maintain your existence on this planet will be declared the winner and holder of the correct opinion.

If none of you is able to accomplish this task,you all loose together, and it still leads to a solution with a lesson learned, which is that all of you ARE THE SAME because all you you are different, and by the fact that you are ALL DIFFERENT, you are all the same by being different, or in
Lame-Mans Terms—> Same Difference.

As a road map for you to follow, simply visit the image gallery here at your friendly neigborhodd PimpHop.com.

It is there where you will find the same Scenario

Difference= Different People, Different Place, At Different Times
Similarity=All desire a good time, and all wishing to earn and spend GREEN U.S. Dollars.

Any Questions?

Good, so on with the show and remember…….
To End The Drama, Vote For Obama, Because Barack Obama, Has A White Momma!