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A PimpHop.com Solution For A Global Economic Recession

3 years, 105 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Solution For Global Economic Recession= Michael Jackson
Comeback Tour And Album, 2009.

Reason? It Right There In Black And White
Dont You See It? Just Ask Qunicy Jones.

MJ PROBABLY EXPECTS to
Get BROKE OFF SUMN ‘TERRIBLE

Que sera sera, payback really IS a Bitch, which is why
God Made PIMPS.

like Fergie Says
“If You Aint Got No Money
Take Your Broke Ass Home”

Its What Her Daddy Told Her;)

Put The Bill On Your Phone? Near Field Communication (NFC) Technology

3 years, 105 days ago - By Rylan Branch


As usual, those who are interested in Getting & Staying AHEAD OF THE CURVE have come to the correct place.

With the current hype over smartphones and wireless Internet technology, I would have to conclude that all of this Space Age Pimpin is being paid for either in cash or by credit/debit cards.

Insider Tip- While sending text messages is the current IN THING and has been for the past few years, members of our staff (ME) have been actively texting since 2002. On that note, you can have a look at what may in fact be THE NORM in what I would estimate to be around 2011 if not sooner.

The name of the Technology is Near Field Communication (NFC), and for non techies, its simply a Digital Phone Wallet technology that telcom manufactures and service providers, banks , and credit companies are working out the bugs and pay splits for, in order to allow YOU to simply swipe your Pimp Phone near  the payment sensor and charge the fee to your credit or debit account for your expenditure. It works somewhat similarly to what you may see at your local gas station, in which a swipe of a small sensor wand charges the gas bill to your account.

It allows for some more specific features as well, such as coupons and other special offers from retailers, by pulling up the data on your phone, and having the chip inside of the phone process the data.

From Reuters

The world’s biggest payment card company, Mastercard, will unveil on Thursday a service for banks, enabling them to install payment cards into clients mobile phones much easier than earlier, possibly breaking the deadlock over the market takeoff.

1.Charge It To The Game
2.Keep your eyes peeled
3.Remember where you heard about it first!!

Five Days- The Only Thing Guarunteed In Life Is CHANGE!!

3 years, 106 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Brand Reinvention
The Never Ending Campaign

Gone Till Novemeber Is How Wyclef Words It.

Its The Story Of My Life!!!

On The Bright Side,
excellence can be expected upon my return.
It is also a widely accepted scientific fact that
The Stars Cease To Shine,
Once The Sun Rises.


On That Note, lets speak about that buzz word that seems to be as emotionally
impacting as the word “LOVE”, and that is the term known as “CHANGE.”

Last night, i took the time to view the Obama Pimpformercial, to check if there would be any
thing new added to the storyline, and the part that I found most interesting was a take on Family Life
from Michelle Obama.


She stated that each daughter had set requirements of what they expected from their father,
and the oldest had a request for Barack to read the Harry Potter book series to her, which he was have said to have done.

This is an interesting tid bit of information for a very interesting reason, as I have found that the most simple things, which many times , come out of the mouths of children, are what end up being the most important and significant revelations.

Billioaire Author J.R. Tolten has made a bundle from this fictional storyline series, and it appears that something inside of many people young and old hungers for pieces of the puzzle that have been left out, or
a CHANGE!

I too hunger for the missing pieces, yet for perhaps a different reason than most, as my only concern regarding the storyline is that there are no African American or “Ethnic” people in the script, so my only recourse is to simply add my own characters and it appears to be the same for young Malia Ann Obama, so lets see what the story says, shall we?

The origins of the Phoenix Legend along with perhaps , one or two other ideas , actually are rooted in the
North East Part of Africa, also known as the 1st East  which Barack Hussein Obama Sr.

father of current presidential candidate Barack Obama Jr. also draws his origins from.

The Phoenix Legend is actually very prevalent and well known around the world , and one of those stories that has retained its fundamental concept since its inception.

The Legend

The legend of the Phoenix has been around for centuries: The Phoenix is a supernatural creature, living for 500 years. Once its life span is over, the Phoenix builds its own funeral pyre, and throws itself into the flames. As it dies, it is reborn anew, and rises from the ashes to live another 500 years. Alternatively, it lays an egg in the burning coals of the fire which hatches into a new Phoenix, and the life cycle is repeated. “

Birth–> Death–> Resurrection to a new and greater form and a repeat of the cycle.
Perhaps a familiar story for many Religious Folk, but for the simple version which I prefer,
lets just call it what it is….. CHANGE.

Many interesting parallels are intertwined in the Drama of Obama , such as the fact that Senator
John Mc Cains state of Arizona is where the city with the same name can actually be found.
Also it is on record that while Barack Obama Senior and Junior only met on one occasion after a return to Kenya, Barack Obama  Senior was a victim of a fatal automobile accident in 1982.

Prior To this time, he was, amongst other things, a Harvard Educated Economist, and attended the same prestigious Ivy League
University that his son would later attend to earn a degree in LAW.

We can also see that the Phoenix is a bird that is representation of The SON, oops, I meant,The SUN,
which may play a part in the campaign brand symbol and its prominent feature of the sun.

Lastly, to keep it all the way thorough, the campaign jet, will reflect the change as it is best to
Get It In Writing as the image displays below, along with the popular “O” symbol on the tail in which we see The Sun Over The American Flag MINUS The Stars.

All this is said simply to reflect the brand reinvention process currently in effect here at PimpHop.com and new policies that will be implemented to serve the greater good,
so if you are prepared for the ride, and interested in traveling with us, then we invite you to stay tuned in.

Trick or Treat? Sounds An Awful Lot Like PIMP-OLOGY

3 years, 108 days ago - By Rylan Branch



Wizard of Oz Sexy Dorthy Couture Costume

Ah yes, its THAT time of the year again, especially ggod news for yours truly, yet for different reasons than most.
For whatever reason, the day that was selected for me to make an arrival on earth was Novemeber 3,
So both the Halloween and Election Tuesday have been times of celebration and change for the past 34 years.

With that said, today I am going to go ahead and drop some discourse into the popular Holiday known as Halloween and the things that I have witnessed during my travels , so entertain yourself with my thoughts if you will.

Today I got up at my usual early time, and following my regular routine, I tuned in to Fox Morning news to see Tony Mc Ewings SPOOKY face

and all of the current BAD NEWS, while I wait for Good Day L.A. to see what Jillian And Steve are talking about, Jillian for obvious reasons, and Steve edwards out of respect as a journalist .
I can still recall watching him early in the morning when he used to have an Afro, or what they call a Jew Fro in the 70′s in the time where TV use to actually GO OFF?

The subject that I needed to hear popped up in the form of an article printed in yesterdays addition of
L.A. Times (Health Section!?!?) entitled.

Sexy Halloween costumes . . . for little girls?

halloweencostumes4u.com
The “bad cheerleader” costume is marketed to teens.

For those who like to use the web wisely, the article can be found at
this link–> http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-he-sexy27-2008oct27,0,919843.story

Now for my entry.
This is the Top Quote Of The Month and Perhaps The Year in my book.

Little girls and their big sisters are being encouraged to get dressed up, in many cases, like child prostitutes. Then, they wander the night judging and being judged by their friends as to how well they meet the provocative standard and begging for candy from strangers.

Dealing with the psychology of the matter, to paraphrase Sigmund Freud, the behavior is most likely motivated by sex urge and urge to be important, or life urge and death urge. so on and so forth…Thats Psych-ology, . Do your own research,

So now lets get into what you came for, which is PIMP-OLOGY.
Everything is Relevant and Relative.This is what I believe, so for the entire time of this publications existence, and the popularity explosion of online social networking and the Internet in general, I have pondered very deeply as to the reasons why more and more young women are appear to be interested in appearing to the world in the fashion of a prostitute, and how much it has grown to be socially acceptable, which is what tends to motivate most people, especially children (Peer Pressure).

(Britney Spears Reppin That Pro PRO Propaganda!!)

In this age of instant gratification by way of push button technology, it like movies and music in the digital realm is based supply and demand which is why its called ON DEMAND!

(Sexy Miley Cyrus Google Search Results = 4,420,000)

Here is where the game gets DEEP.
As I have said before, since my date of birth is exactly three days after Halloween, I have always had questions in my mind that perhaps is one of the primal and deep seated motivating factors as to why this publication was created, which is as a means to explore mysteries, investigate assumed norms, come to conclusions and grow.

Example: When Santa Claus Says HO HO HO, what does he really have on his mind?

I was actually on my way to turning this post into a racial issue, yet perhaps it would scare off some of my white voters, yet Ill just keep it to course and expect for our viewers to appreciate the AUTHENTICITY and SINCERITY of the presentation which makes this publication unique and valuable.

Its my time to shine, so the question that I always ask myself is simply where the encouragement of this type of behavior actually stems from?


(Both Paris H & Kim K Have Hit Reality Shows on MAINSTREAM PRIME TIME Television?!?!)

On Hollywood Blvd, there are what most would consider STREET PEOPLE, who earn a living through dressing up as icons and other other worldly beings to entertain the tourist, so I would conclude that it is Halloween Haunt Night 369 days of the year in this particular area.

Children like to play dress up, and its to be expected, yet for grown ups, perhaps its a different set of circumstances, like something that is repressed and can only be expressed on this Holiday or at a theme party such as a
Pimp & Ho Ball that has grown popular for CERTAIN kids and grown ups in America.

Not to be racist but rather REAL, Caucasian Americans seems to really find the concept of the stereotypical Pimp and Ho lifestyle to be extremely attractive, yet if it works then I wont make an attempt to fix it.
(Might SELL it though:)

Shows like Dateline NBC How to Catch A Sex Predator have always fascinated me for a number of reasons.I believe that a sound minded and logical person would know that there are those types of people who enjoy teasing the animals at the zoo, so long as they are within the parameters of safety
(Provocative Exhibitionist) yet if the lion is free and sees fresh meat the provoked becomes the villain and the provoker becomes the innocent victim.

Also, I dont recall seeing  any African American males who fit the stereotypical profile of a sex predator, yet will still tend to face the most scrutiny and fear in mainstream media as well as society for
expressing sexually explicit views in Hip Hop Music and just a normal existence in general.
Even Barack Obamas own grandmother says that she was AFRAID when THAT TIME came for her.

This is something to chew on for quite a long time, so I will keep this one shorter than usual, and expand upon it, and say that I am in fact on a course to determine what is the actual motivation behind young girls in their teens and older finding the image and attitudes of a prostitute tempting, and what the causes are of the inhibitions that repress this expression and the growing acceptance and popularity in Mainstream American Society.
Ever heard the phrase
“Hey Lil Girl, you Want Some Candy?”

I will close with some insight from my own personal interview tih Ron Jeremy back in 2007, who i thought was an excellent person to inquire of in regards to the phenomenon.Hollywood Reality Show and Screenplay Writers do need to BORROW their ideas from somewhere, correct?

PH: Ok, now people say that the Porn Biz is the Bad Cousin of Mainstream Hollywood.
So, at what points do they connect, I mean do Porn stars go to Oscar Parties, and Oscar Recipients attend Porn Parties?

RJ: Yes, YES, Yes they do. These cousins are getting closer and closer, and eventually, will be siblings, and then become one and the same.


Whats REALLY Going On?

BARNEYS NEW YORK & CHUCK TAYLOR CONVERSE TEAM UP

3 years, 112 days ago - By Rylan Branch

I must say these are FRESH!!!! The high end retailer Barney’s New York has teamed up with Converse to bring you “Chuck Taylor All Star HI’s.” They are patent leather material an come in red, white, and black. Just a little more money then you would pay for a regular pair of Converse, they will run you about $95 and will be avaiable soon at Barneys new york!

Pick them ASAP!

 

 

written by

Krissy from Harlem