Goodness Gracious!
The numbers are showing that
The People Have Spoken,
So My response Should be WHAT?

TO
HOLLA BACK!

Today I am going to keep this one on the surface, because I believe that one of the key areas of focus needs to be in the area of interpersonal relationships, with an emphasis on Male Female relationships , as I believe that if one is to become an astrophysicist, they would first need to master elementary addition and subtraction as well as learning how to count.

If you read the fine print, you will see that many of the images that you see actually do display Men and Women in the same physical proximity.Like everything else that comes from me, there is a sound and logical reason behind the action.

In short, its just what I want to see, which is Men And Women Getting Along.
I can get spiritual, or sociological, and even economical with this scenario, yet I think the best thing to speak about are THE FACTS. An Opinion based on The Facts is what I consider THE TRUTH.

Last time I checked, life on planet earth is a direct result of a collaborative effort between a male and a female,and not a competitive effort (Battle Of The Sexes), and unless you are some form of a clone or test tube baby, your existence is a result of a male and female working together towards a common cause, and even if you are some form of a science project, the model was built on the original blueprint which still works effectively according to what I know.

Now, in the west, and in America to be specific, the land of opportunity…. to have high divorce rates, infidelity and broken hardheartedness, many people appear to have some form of a
“——-” in regards to the subject of SEX.

See FOR YOURSELF.

SAY
SEX SEX SEX

Now that I have your attention, lets go ahead and continue with the discussion.

I suppose it really does require a person who thinks high enough to be able to effectively asses what this subject of SEX really entails, and I would like to state for the record, that this like anything else that I claim is simply my own personal opinion, that I share with others who are interested in it for their own particular reasons.

From what I can tell, the physical act known as SEXUAL INTERCOURSE is simply an effect of a mental and emotional need for gratification.

What sparked this discussion stems from my daily activities and rounds on the web, as many of you found your way to this web destination due to some outreach initiatives on social networking sites such as Myspace or Facebook.

It would not take a rocket scientist but perhaps rather a pocket scientist,to asses that one of the primary draws to sites like those are motivated by the idea of sex.
Some very intelligent people have actually informed me that Sex Actually Sells, which
is News to The Pimpin.

Based on that fact, I take a closer look in regards to what I see, and then simply determine how I can help serve the need even more effectively with my little bit of knowledge and resources.

What I see kind of strikes me as odd, yet being an odd fellow, what is odd to me, usually shows up as
“The Norm “ to many.

So, here is a story of when Boy Meets Girl…on the Internet

Boy want to See Girl, and Girl Wants to Be Seen By Boy.
Both needs are served by social networking and personal websites.

Girl says
“I want to be told I am Attractive, so that I can have some form of a self esteem boost to help me with my plight as a female to have some form of self worth which I asses through others opinion of me (Reputation)”

Boy says
“I want to be in the place where the attractive ( or ANY KIND) women are, so that I can have a shot and getting my reward ,so let me put my hunting hat on and see what I can catch”

Here Is Where The GAME Gets DEEP.
Girl proceeds to post up sexy images of her self by herself inside of boxes so that she can receive comments and attention from boys who are interested in the images that she has placed on display, and at the same time, also have the convenience of not having to give the guy in the other boxes the oppuritunity to have a shot.

Girl Says
“This is the Internet, and that is where the CRAZY PEOPLE and Sexual Predators and CREEPY GUYS hang out. I get the attention that i want without having to give the horny guys what they want other , but will just show them the pictures of what they want and feel like I am Wanted, which makes me feel important”

Boy says,
” WOW!!! Look at all of these women on this social networking site, showing me what I really want.
I probably should spend some time sending her some notes telling her how pretty her pictures are and stand in line with the other guys doing the exact same thing, and if I am Lucky, perhaps she will come off the internet and meet me in person so that I have a better shot in getting my reward.
But wait, she is not appearing to be interested in coming off the internet because she does not respond and is afraid that some harm may come to her, perhaps worst of all, me finding out the truth about her, and then having to invest in a shirt that accurately displays my sentiment.

Then perhaps since there are hundreds of thousands of hot young thangs turning 18 every single day, and even younger ones acting like they are, I can focus my time and energy on those, and leave the other older ones to wonder why they don’t seem to be recieving any more picture comments and attention making her have to be bitter and angry at the new girls that are.”

News Flash!!!
You Reap What You Sow.

i could actually write a book series on this subject and perhaps I will, yet for now, i will just share some basic tid bits, that unbeknown to you, some of the executives at your favorite web sites and social services actually are reading right along with you.

If there really IS no such thing as a coincidence, then the advertisements that I see for Singles Match Services on many sites are there for a purpose, which is to serve the demand.

Perhaps Boys and Girls have become so distant from each other from fear that stems from a LACK OF UNDERSTANDING about the Wants And Needs Of The Opposite Sex, that some form of a computer program needs to do the work…FOR A FEE.
Kind of Sound Like Um….
PIMPIN.

Kind of, but not QUITE, and here is why.

The “Experts” actually do claim that both Men and Women have sexual desires which motivate them to behave in a certain way.
If that is the case, why is there tends to be so much discord amongst the two parties.
Childhood Experiences,Personal Pst Failed Relationships, etc??

For the guys reading this, although many of you STILL wont be able to process the PimpFormation,
the experts say that many women actually tend to be even MORE interested in SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, so you should be able to simply go out and get laid very easily and have women sending you request to help with that need.

Almost,
The CREATOR of Humans is intelligent enough to know how to keep things in proper order and balance, so he, or she, depending on what you believe, decided to simply make the Arousal Points Different, which is why the experts also say that women tend to be more sexually stimulated by what she hears and experiences on an emotional level, where as most guys tend to be visually stimulated and seek gratification on a Physical Level.

Lets Test it Out

Although some women are actually interested in Pornogaphy, even then , their motivations are said to be different as perhaps simply out of a need to do something different, which is why certain women if they had a choice tend to prefer what is known as SOFTCORE PORN, and that which displays Girl Girl intercourse and a storyline

Then We Have This

Although many women tend to want to stop everything so that they can be sure to tune in to Sex In The City or
Desperate Housewives, most guys dont really find an interest in such content, wasting so much time in getting to “THE GOOD PART” which can only be seen usually in the form of a LEAKED CELEBRITY SEX TAPE.

This should be enough to chew on today, as I wont give it all away at one time, and it should do the trick by getting people talking and ummm Thinking, which is becoming more and more rare during these current times.

My own Personal Stance for those who care to know, which is quite a few of you, is as follows.

I would conclude that I like a “Piece Of Puddin ” as much as The Next Man. maybe even more so, depending on which woman you ask,
yet, if I have to choose, which I often do, between
Piece Of Puddin vs. PEACE OF MIND,
The latter is always going to be the priority, due to the fact that I have a Job Do, and People Under My Watch, which requires Peace and Clarity Of Mind as well as discipline, so consider it a sacrifice for the greater good, Even though in secret actually prefer my own personal company over anyone elses..

A Wierdo And Loner That You Tune In To on a Regular Basis.
Go Figure.

With the Internet Hookup Scenario, I would probably feel like it would be better to commit a crime that carries the hefty amount of time as a penalty, so that I could be place in a confinement zone with my own kind, separated from and women with their own kind, so that we can exchange notes and comments recognizing the fact that we are both incarcerated and simply making the best of it.

Cant say that I would VOLUNTARILY put myself in that situation though!

What I would do, is pose a question to the Men And Women reading this, and ask if you HAD to place a wager on who had the greatest chance of having their Sexual Desires gratified on a more complete level, would it be those on social networking sites , each in their individual cells, I mean PROFILES, separated from each other, because of fear and mistrust , or the individuals that you see in the image below,on the opposite end of the spectrum, that are pictured sharing the SAME Image and in the SAME PHYSICAL PROXIMITY of one another?

I Think DIFFERENT!
I actually DO believe that

What You See ,
Is What You Get.

RB Loves Yall.

Now If We Can Just Get You To
LOVE YOURSELF,
we will be in business to the fullest extent.

TUNE IN AND TELL A FRIEND!

Whats The Good News?
As you who frequent these parts already know, Celebrity Gossip is not really an are of interest for this publication.

To cut you in on the deal regarding this post, well..see..
what had happened was… I was taking a stroll around the corner to Albertsons to pick up some knick knacks, and on my way there, I stumbled across a torn page that was on the ground folded up. ordinarily, I probably would have passed it up, yet the picture on the part that was visible was of the infamous Hugh Hefner and his new set of Twin Playmates.

I decided to pick it up as it may have been a note that was placed their for me.This is PimpHop.com, we think DIFFERENT.So, when I looked, I found that it was a page torn out from the National Enquirer, which is one of the most popular Tabloids on the planet.
Some cold game comes from a childhood friends mom who was born and raised in Paris , France.
She used to send us to the store to pick up the latest edition of this and other tabloids whenever they came out.I was curious as to why, so I asked and, she would say in French, to be translated by my buddy, that in actuality, according to her belief , the stuff in the Tabloids is actually Closer to THE TRUTH while Traditional Publications are fabrications, which is the exact opposite of what most people are conditioned to believe.
I always had it in my mind that there HAS to  be some logical reason as to why they are always visible in a place that most people will find themselves at some point in time, which is the Grocery Store check out line along with the other more credible news sources.

Well, enough with that…IT IS WHAT IT IS, people buy so people sell.

In regards to the words in the subject title of this post, the page a came across in the tabloid was claiming that the Ex Girlfriends (or whatever they are now classified as), of Hugh Hefner were actually ganging up on Hefs new addition twins, claiming that they were just using Hefner and talking about him behind his back, so the trio who still reside at the mansion were making request for them to be evicted from the location.

Ok, since I am going to choose my words carefully for this entry, bare with me for a few moments while a take a quick smoke break and ponder….BRB……

Back

Ok, first things first.
As a writer, lifestyle brand creator and publication owner and mogul, I can give plenty of credit to Hefner.
He made something out of nothing, which is an EXTREMELY daunting task, and he has done plenty in regards to implementing social change, as he was one of the first people in the 50′s and 60′s to allow people from different minority groups to mix and mingle on an equal playing field , outside of the norm of those times which was comprised of accepted establishment racial segregation practices, and much of the change that we see today in entertainment can be reflected.

He has also done much to assist people with his opportunity creations, and there are a few notables who can attest to his hand in their famous or infamous status, as well as some REGULAR FOLKS that he has and does employ in his organization.

With that out of the way, I have heard some go as far as stating that Hefner is the Greatest PIMP that ever walked the face of the earth.
My neighbor and I have had conversations about this subject as he is a fan of  the REALITY SHOW currently on the airwaves.

The question in my mind has always been as to whether or not, when a Playmate becomes Hefner’s GIRLFRIEND, she is required to sign some form of a legally binding contract in exchange for what it is that he offers his girls, which is I would conclude a COMFORT ZONE.

Say what you wanna, think what you wanna, but the FACTS are, that this type of scenario is about as far from PIMP status that one could actually be.
The latest episode in the story is in regards to how one of his last “GIRLFRIENDS” Holly, broke off the relationship,due to the fact that the man in his 80′s was not able to spawn children with her.
The storyline then says that she has gone public with a new romance with Magician and Mind Freak
Chris Angel,

yet she is one of the trio who says that Hef’s latest additions are just USING him.
A few points of interest are that People are rarely if ever used unless some part of them WANTS to be used, and in business, usage usually comes at a cost, similar to Airtime with your Telcom provider.

Secondly, the experts say that it really TAKES a USER to KNOW a USER better stated, Game Recognize Game.

Thirdly, Hugh Hefner actually DOES have children, one of which is his daughter, and a minor yet important detail is that she CHRISTIE HEFNER , is actually older than any of Hefner’s “Girlfriends” while playing her position as CEO and CHAIRPERSON of PLAYBOY ENTERPRISES INC.

Do your own research.

Yes, Hefner is in his 80′s and has done more than most people will even dream of doing, yet in the current day and age, with the Band- Wagon- Ism that is popular with many young people, I can now conclude that perhaps Hefner is actually Getting what he is ASKING /PAYING FOR as birds of a feather flock together
( Usually).

If that WAS my call, I would have stuck to the script with how it first started and only dealt with the types who I started with, which can be recalled with the following image.

(Marilyn Monroe
1st Edition Playboy Magazine)

I will close this commentary with the following statement from me R.B.
Gentlemen- Prefer BLONDES!
Pimps- Prefer Blondes -with Healthy Bank Accounts & Excellent FICA SCORES!!

I am almost  finished (finally!) with reading all the way through THE PLAYBOY PHILOSOPHY, authored by Hefner, which can be found at this link for those who can think this high.
http://www.playboy.com/worldofplayboy/hmh/philosophy/the-playboy-philosophy-part1.html

it is what it is………

That blends in PERFECTLY to the next segment of the discussion.
Joel Madden vs. Nicole Richie

I used the ‘verses’ abbreviation due to the fact that the Enquirer page did have a back side which I didnt read until yesterday after i rmembered that I had put it in my pocket to read later.
It stated something about Trouble in Paradise, and gave some gossip news about how the couple were spotted in public having differences at an event at the Hollywood Palladium.
The informants claim that JICOLE entered the venue and angrily headed in different directions, and Nicole wound up in the V.I.P. area sobbing to a girlfriend about how Joel just didnt understand her.

Hmmm..
How should I handle this one?
Time for another break.
You can do it like that when you are a BOSS.
BRB…

Back

Ok, I dont desire to rain on anyone’s parade , like the 2008 Academy Awards Festivities immediately following the writers guild strike which cost Hollywood a cool Bil Ticket and some change, so Ill just reflect on some questions that I had stored away in my memory to recall at the appropriate time, which AGAIN, is probably the reason the Enquirer PAGE was left for me on the way to the market.

Before I turn this into a racial issue with the news that I am about to share, someone seems to have beat me to it, so you can see what came up first in the Google search on the subject matter.
http://www.bookofjoe.com/2005/03/morphworld_nico.html

if this is a SECRET, well it WAS a secret. None the less. here is a Newsflash.

Nicole Richie Is A BLACK PERSON.

I guess the proper and politically correct verbiage is MULTI-Ethnic, yet we just call them
2-4-1′s or 3-4-1′s, like  Americas beloved President Elect, Barack Obama, who while being Multi-Ethnic , is known as Americas 1st Black..Oops, I mean AFRICAN AMERICAN President.

Of course, everyone knows this when they see her on the TV Screen and Magazines,living the simple life, because her last name is RICHIE, as she is the daugher of popular R&B Soul Legend Lionel Richie of The Commodores as well as the GOD-Daughter of Micheal Jackson, The King Of Pop in exile.

Now for the FACTS.
She is actually the Adopted Daughter of Lionel Richie and His Wife, as her official Birth Name is
Nicole Camille Escovedo, Born in The Area, (Mixed Chick Capital Of PLANET EARTH.)
Kind of a long story, you can research it here is you wish.
http://www.nndb.com/people/989/000025914

What would  YOU say about this scenario?
The article on Wikipedia states

Lionel Richie first met Nicole as a child playing tambourine on stage at a Prince concert. Richie became her guardian.^[3] At age 2, Nicole went to live with Lionel Richie and his wife, Brenda Harvey-Richie, who began to raise her as their daughter.

The coldest part about the game, according to the word on the street,
is that Nicole is actually the
Grand-Daughter of famous Latin Jazz Musician
Pete Escovedo Sr.

Biological Daughter of
Peter Michael Escevedo

Biological Daughter of XXX-Mysterious Afro-Latin Mother

And the niece of Sheila Escevedo,
Known to you as
SHEILA E

She’s got big thoughts, big dreams
And a big brown Mercedes sedan
What I think this girl
She really wants
Is to be in love with a man

She wants to lead the Glamorous Life
She don’t need a man’s touch
She wants to lead the Glamorous Life
Without love
It ain’t much

Sheila E- Glamorous Life

Yep, blame it on Prince, Morris Day And The Time, Rick James, Madonna & others back in the 80′s for putting out music for impressionable young minds such as me, influencing some of us to think like
Pimps and Pro’s!!!

Sheila E. or somebody wrote the script, and it turned into something very spectacular.

Before I come back down toe earth, I will speak on this NAME CHANGE GAME trend. It is actually a shared trait as Joel Madden of the Madden Family and Good Charlotte Fame is also known as

Real Name: Joel Ryan Rueben Combs
Birthday: 03/11/1979
Birthplace: Waldorf, Naptown, Maryland, USA
Occupation: Singer
Sign: Pisces

Now back to REALITY…T.V. That Is, my personal stance on matters like these is that people really are free to be whoever they please, just like on Social Networking Sites (Myspace-Facebook). I would just caution people that if the person you are being is not THE REAL YOU, the REAL YOU will be sure to pop up from time to time, and cause a conflict with the other YOU’s. I think its known as Split Personality Disorder in the Medical World, in the Game we call it Phoney Folks!

Its enough to drive you nutz, or down the 134 Freeway heading into on coming traffic.
http://www.usmagazine.com/photos_of_nicole_richies_arrest_for_dui

Thanks for traveling this far because you can now get the reward, which is an answer to your question in regards to where I am going with all of this.

The Climax-
When I see Nicole in pictures, and umm.. In REAL LIFE, I notice a before and after effect just like the diet plan advertisements.

Mackable Nicole Richie

Non-Mackable Nicole Richie

Yes I have some tid bits of insider information, yet sticking to the facts, it seems like Nicole’s Shrinkage has been a gradual result of her time spent around certain types of people.

Many will say its the drugs, yet a few will say its the results of what LEADS to the drugs.

To put it all the way out in the open so that the statement is WELL TAKEN,
the pattern shows that the mix that she fell into is comprised of some Celebrity Rock Star DJ Types such as DJ A.M. and her current significant other from The Good Charlotte Rock Group.

Call me a coo coo bird, I have heard worse, but yet in still, why in the world is it that these celebrity musicians and socialite DJ’s always play music from young African American males in the clubs where there is a set allotment and quota of young black males allowed inside of the “V.I.P.” venue in the first place?
Why not just bump the ROCKER Joints from the studio and stage shows at the events instead of Hip Hop and Mash Ups?

If I  had to guesstimate, it would probably be because most of the girlies, at least in a club setting cant really FEEL THE BEAT and MOOD of the music, meaning they cant GET LOOSE  to it.

If that is the case, would a helping hand be needed in hopes of producing the types of desired results attempting to be acquired   in the image below?

Big Pimpin or Hand Cuffin?

Thanks to the National Enquirer and the individual who left the page which inspired today’s discussion.
In closing, the inquiring mind of Nicole Richie would probably question why she is not understood by certain people in the world, yet the light would suggest that she better
Understand and Love  Her OWN-SELF ,
with guidance from the folks at the publication you have grown to know and love..
Mighty Mighty PimpHop.com!

As for the Madden Clan, its usually a wise choice to stick to the script.
RB writes, and RB reads.

This book is a sweet little story of an orphan girl, who is the odd, scruffy little girl of the orphanage. Though loved dearly by the teachers/caretakers, she is never up to their expectations. When a trip takes them out of town, a “substitute” teacher helps her see that she is lovely as she is. Delightful!