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Viewer Appreciation Day- If You Deserve It, Then Read It!

3 years, 169 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Whats The Good News?
Glad you made it today.
Where have I been?
On a search for TALENTED characters who wish to play a part in this on going magical story,
created and authored by yours truly.

Today, I will go ahead and show some appreciation for you and your time, because knowing what I know,
I can guarantee that that simple word APPRECIATION, will play a tremendous part in the difference between Life and Death, so here is some SUPER TIGHT game that you can apply to see if it gets you positive results.

I can tell that much of the slow up for individuals around me, especially here in So. Cal where days are counting down until the state is BROKE and in need of a BAILOUT, tends to be in regards to That Thing, known as The Economy, and there is enough Pimpformation around these parts that should set you straight for quite some time if you think and feel a certain kind of way. Today, since I like to do things
The Easy Way
, I will simplify even further so that you know that you are appreciated, because if you get this message, it means that you deserve to know.
I ask that the next time you are out and about, you pick up a penny as soon as you see one. If you have one available now, or receive one in the form of CHANGE after you make a purchase, hold it in your hand.

What Now, make A Wish?
Close, but even better, simply read what the statement says on the top of President Lincoln’s Head.
Once you do that, simply STICK TO THAT SCRIPT, and if you are able, meaning its something that you believe in, well, I can guarantee that more things will show up to actually confirm that belief forcing you to have to read it over and over again!!

Change You Can Believe In!

How Simple Could it Be?
It Works for ME,
Might Just Could Work For You Too!

See You At The Top
( And Bring A Friend!!)

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Written By
R.Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

Britney Spears- A Working Girls Story

3 years, 172 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Greetings Earthlings,
and welcome back to
The Greatest Show In The Galaxy!

I decided to take a couple days to reflect on where I would like
to take the brand next,
and upon returning from my Saturday afternoon adventures, while channel surfing, I was
able to catch the MTV Special entitled,

Britney Spears- For The Record

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1596736/20081009/spears_britney.jhtml

I can say personally, that it was an extremely interesting and enlightening interview, and much better than I expected. It had a high degree of authenticity to it, while not being overly dramatic, and was able to capture a fairly decent view of Britney from her perspective.
What made it most interesting to me was NOT the actual content of the show, but the fact that so many of her questions and concerns about her life, are subjects that for whatever reason, I hold the solutions to and answers for, which is what actually inspired this entry, as AGAIN, I was pondering on what to speak about next.

First and foremost , I would ask that you refer to some of the previous entries regarding Britney Spears, that were created during her times of trouble, and subsequent re surfacing.

http://pimphop.com/2008/01/16/the-britney-solution
http://pimphop.com/2008/03/25/britney-spears-is-takin-care-of-business
http://pimphop.com/2007/11/10/britney-spears-is-doin-what-works

I have to express my thoughts and feelings at this exact moment, and say that I am truly amazed by how much PimpFormation is contained inside of the walls of this Internet Magazine, even though I have been told by a few individuals that the feeling is that there is just not enough here.
Right around the time that I starting hearing this, is when problems with the economy and gas prices, and unemployment began to surface…
Is There A Connection?
Britney Says..

Give Me MORE!!!

Whatever it is, lets move forward shall we?
The first thing on my list of interesting things is in regards
to that popular catch phrase known as CHANGE.
As I have a near photographic memory, I can specifically recall the days of turmoil for Britney, and all of the talk going around regarding the near impossibility of her making a 180 degree comeback.

I think different as you already know, and since I am a writer, I often wonder whether Britney’s
Melt Down was somehow written into some script somewhere, all planned out for the purpose of gaining more glory at the end the game as individuals do tend to be interested in redemption songs.
Regardless, as I venture into the inner sciences of Media, I have always pondered on the reasons why
negative news tends to attract more interest and coverage than positive news?
It is the classic story of a Working Girl, on a process of growth and learning about the similarities and differences between herself and those in her enviornment.

IT’S BRITNEY BITCH

Those in the know usually say that in order for one to reach the highest of heights, they must be willing
to travel in the deepest of depths, so an interesting fact to note is that Britney’s actual comeback/getback was on a pole in the role of an exotic dancer, with her stating for the record who it was that the viewers  were looking up to…..

In the MTV Documetnary, she was able to give some insight into the things that assisted her during her toughest rimes, and what she found is that HER WORK as an entertainer is the time where she feels most liberated and at peace.
Interestingly enough, no amount of rehab, or substances give her the therapeutic results of doing HER THING which is to WORK, hence we have a Working Girls Story.

In typical working girl fashion, if circumstances arise that turn her life upside down, she for a time, due to her emotional nature as a woman may experience some trauma, yet when it reaches a certain point, and life
if turns topsy turby, a true star would usually do the smart thing which is to make it into a production.

As the World’s Oldest Professional, a working girls story would definitely reflect the true understanding of supply and demand, and whether it is in the form of Mainstream or X-Rated performance, individuals have been shown to have an interest in the flexibility of a show girl , and her innate ability to perform in various positions, whether on stage, or in life in general, and Brit has consistently delivered on demand.

In previous post, we have decided to explore the reasons as to why so many women appear to find dressing up in this type of attire(Working Girl Wear) on Halloween so desirable, and the causes related to what prevents her from expressing this innate desire on a more frequent basis.
The image at the very top of this entry is a shot from Halloween Night, and one of the things expressed by Britney is that she too, feels at times like she is limited in what parts of her personality she can express, as she believes that the paparazzi have limited some of her KOOL FACTOR impulses, which would ordinarily lead her to head out to a Hot Spot and let her hair down without having all of her actions publicized and scrutinized.
It is an interesting catch 22, as many of the non famous women at events around the world would be influenced by what Britney is expressing in her art, even though what she is expressing, is really an extension of her natural way, and would most likely be the same as any other woman who was not in the spot light, with the only difference being that she (Britney) does not have any examples to imitate other than perhaps some of the  Working Girls in History, whose footsteps she is walking in, such as
Madonna, Heather Locklear, or Marylin Monroe.

A cool project for me to participate in , would be to create a destination, where she (Britney) and others could simply be their TRUE selves, such as a Disneyland, but with an updated Millennium PimpHop.com Twist.
Could You Imagine That?
For whatever reason, It is  as clear to me as the image below.

We do have the whole Fame Game factor, and , I was privileged to have a pretty
enlightening discussion with Ron Jeremy of all people, about this very subject , yet at the end of the day, it has been my experience that girls in general famous and non famous alike , tend to enjoy the same types of things and have the same times of wants and needs, and perhaps even more intriguing , is the fact that WORKING GIRLS tend to have the wants and needs and find the same enjoyment on an enhanced level, which may be a factor as to why it is that they WORK in the first place.

Britney expressed the feeling of imprisonment that she experiences through people in the world and in her immediate environment, yet she had a difficult time expressing it to the interviewers and it seems as if she does not fully understand what it is that people truly want and expect from her other than the obvious, as her inner instincts tell her that they are after something more.

Again, the solution is really simple, and since I am one of those unique kids that was an 80′s T.V. Watcher Champion in my youth, a song that I always paid attention to was the theme song of a show with the same name, Can you guess which show I am referring to?


I’m gonna live forever
I’m gonna learn how to fly
High
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
Fame
I’m gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame
Fame
I’m gonna live forever
Baby remember my name
Fame

All In All, a working girls work is never truly complete, so she is what the quantum physicist would classify as a
BODY IN MOTION.
It would be a safe assumption to conclude that this factor alone holds the answers as to
why some will love it, others will hate it, yet a great majority will check it, as individuals are naturally inclined to pay attention to movement, as it represents and indicates LIFE.

If you would like to know what point I am trying to make with this post, its is AGAIN, very simple.
I get bored easily, so I thought I would just give myself something good to do and look at, and  then share it with you, as you may be watching from home, or even at your local Starbucks,
and the image up above indicates that Britney or any other working girl for that matter, may very well be
in line or walking in or out of the shop right along with you, looking for something FUN to do.
I Love My Job!!

See You At The Top
( And Bring A Friend!!)

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Written By
R.Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

Say Hello To My Lil' Friend- Call Her Natalie, Code Name HONEY

3 years, 176 days ago - By Rylan Branch

First things First, The Official Results For Last months Pimp-Hop-U-Larity Contest are in.
For Details Reference the Following Link.

http://pimphop.com/2008/11/13/stimulus-package-1-girls-just-wanna-have-fun-movement-presents-the-pimp-hop-u-larity-contest

With that out of the way, I have a confession to make. Due to the fact that I am aware that the hard to find answers to alluding questions tend to be found in a place near to me, I have always had a gut instinct which tells me that eventually, it would be a L.A. Girl that would actually appear as the hero and come to save the day.
The reason is logical, as they would be most likely to realize that actually, as much as I talk, i really DONT know what I am talking about in full, yet I know just enough to create opportunities for those who DO KNOW to be able to explain things better.

With that said, I formally introduce you to

Code Name
Honey.

-Attributes-
Model/Entertainer/Socialite/Entrepreneur/Political Activist/Family Girl/Fill In The Blanks
You Know,
Wonder Woman

So where should we start?
Ok, lets see.

For the young ladies reading this as well as some men that may want for more young ladies to read this, the solution has now arrived.

Consider it as a Barbizon School Of Modeling & Acting, with an updated New Millennium PimpHop.com Twist.
Natalieis actually an educator in the ancient arts of ************ amogst other things, and is now accepting applications for enrollment, so reserve your space while space is still available.


Where You Can Learn To Be A Stripper,
or Just LOOK LIKE ONE!!

One important quality to note is that she gets along GREAT with other women, so I suppose its the whole Sisterhood Bond thing that the sociology experts often discuss, and in my own mind, I have a difficult time finding anything that could be better than that!!!

With that out of the way, you are correct in your assessments that you cant really mix business with pleasure, yet that is only true in cases when your business is other than pleasure,
so to chime in on the well rounded woman approach, you would not be amazed if you found out that the most ideal person to influence social change is a woman of this pedigree, would you?
(Reference OBAMA GIRL)
http://obamagirl.com

Regardless, here is some on the scene footage from Natalie, rallying the masses at a
Cannabis Legalization Demonstration.

Now would be an ideal time to get down to the ABC’s and 123′s,
so here is a parable about

The Birds & The Bees
with
The Flowers & The Trees.


One fine day in a land not so far away,
there was a Woman.
She happened to really enjoy being out in nature as a means to
stay connected to her roots , or what you would call staying grounded or down to earth.
While on one of her excursions, she decided to entertain herself with the
wonderful specimens that The Creator provided her with for this specific purpose.

As time progressed she became more and more proficient with her
techniques in the ancient traditions of amusement, and in the spirit of the
atmosphere, she began to immitate the actions of the animals that seemed to
enjoy themselves as much as she did with all of the enjoyable props in the environment.

One fateful day, as she was indulging in her own existence, an animal species known as
MAN was out on an expidition and when he saw this scenario taking place, he felt as if something divine was occuring and was left paralyzed by the sight.
The woman , recognizing his amazement, decided to make life easier on him by positioning herself at an angle that was closer and more attainable while still maintaining a comfortable distance.

A conversation was then initiated by the woman, and for the purposes of maintaining the sacredness of the discussion, we will leave it to the imagination to asses what was discussed.

Over time, as humans began to further expand their minds and technological advancements, much of the initial enjoyment of the original creation slowly deteriorated, and humans were left to ponder on the missing pieces of the puzzle that could not be filled with any of the inventions that were created for the advancement of human beings.

After thousands of years and historical events, certain women began to appear on the scene with some form of a genetic memory that led them to participate in activities that , while many logically thought that they were unsound, a piece of their being on an emotional level was gratified by what they were beholding.

It was then that the same set of communications between this certain species of women and humans in general began to re surface in the genetic makeup of this particular brand of woman.

As time moved forward, this type of activity began to attract large audiences from miles and miles away, to the extent that many did not actually expect to see this site, but were somehow awakened on an innate and unconscious level, as they witnessed the performance.

What happens next?

IIIUUUKNOOWWWW,
its A CLIFF HANGER.
Gotta Ask Plain Ole’ Natalie,
Code Name
HONEY


She Hangs Off Of Cliffs As A Livelihood!

Word 2 The Wise-
Pay More Attention To The Trees.

See You At The Top
( And Bring A Friend!!)

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Written By
R.Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

PimpHop.com Mission Statement- IN VIDEO!!

3 years, 177 days ago - By Rylan Branch

OK Folks, today I was reflecting on the results of this past year to chart my course for 2009, and I ran into something interesting that I had forgot about.

Coming from The Soul, I often ponder on what tends to be an obstacle in achieving OPTIMAL RESULTS for the goals that I set for myself. in other words, whats the hold up?

Since I ALWAYS take responsibility for the way things are in my life, I can also assume the power position and make things how I desire for them to be.

On That Note, up above is a Video that was created less then 45 days into the New Year of 2008
(Super Bowl Sunday) and it seems that I got an early start on CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN.Go Figure.

Anyhow, I often question whether or not I am effectively explaining what it is that I am out to accomplish to others, or am I making an assumption that individuals will be able to get it on their own.

People have told me, that if you give people the opportunity to draw their own conclusions, 9 our of 10 times, they will draw an Incorrect One.

I will just have to Keep it Corporate in the regards and implement a CYA (Cover Your Ass) mechanism to ensure that my duty was done, and move forward accordingly, so for those who are interested, the video above is a description of my campaign initiatives, and for all I know B-Rock and his team saw it as an effective way to prove the catch phrase
YES WE CAN, as We already did it from the start of the year.

See You At The Top
( And Bring A Friend!!)

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Written By
R.Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

Trick Or Treat- 25 Hours A Day, 8 Days A Week

3 years, 178 days ago - By Rylan Branch

To keep it 1000 with you, as usual, i was actually gonna take a day off today, yet for whatever reason, here I am pushing these buttons while my clothes are in the dryer.

I must be doing something right because I actually met a couple of cool young ladies last night when I was out and about, and I think that is where I actually do my best work,which is away from this keyboard, so Ill just have to remember to get some shots to share with you.

Anyhow, I recall last months events started with a recap of the month before which was October.
I actually made an entry on Halloween Day before the evening hit, and I said that I was going to investigate further into the actual motivation of why so many women on this particular day decide to let the cat out of the bag.

http://pimphop.com/2008/10/28/trick-or-treat-sounds-an-awful-lot-like-pimp-ology

What I forgot to say is what happened on Halloween Night.

it is not a holiday that i actually celebrate and its simply because its almost as if its a holiday Just About Everyday here at your friendly neighborhood PimpHop.com, as we are on a 52 week vacation, in which we actually work to create things for your enjoyment.Having fun is our JOB if you can imagine such a thing, so I decided to take a walk to the Pizza Hut and I passed by the Albertsons Supermarket. I had just got up from a short nap, and was still a bit hazy. Well, as soon as I walked in front of the door, at the exact same time, and young lady walked out it a sexy nurse uniform, and all I can say is that she was definitely a traffic stopper.

I felt like perhaps i was still dreaming or woke up in a parallel universe where the women around me actually look this way on the regular, yet after about 15 seconds, I then recalled the facts and said
“OHHHH YEAHHH, it IS HOLLOWEEN”.

I did get a bit side tracked by the election buzz for the days following, but a left a note to myself to be sure to revisit and reflect on this particular scenario, because I believe that It plays a part in the direction that we need to travel for 2009 and beyond.

Maybe its just ME, wanting to see what I want to see, but for whatever reason, I believe that there are quite a few women in the world who actually would appreciate having the opportunity to play the part she is dressed up as on a more frequent basis. I also know for a FACT that women at least here in So.Cal enjoy playing dress up on a regular basis. case in point, the young lady that you see on the home page of this web magazine as well as the one standing next to me in by thumbnail pic below were both actually patrons at a
Monday Night 80′s Party in Hollywood last year. (For Reference, click this link–>http://pimphop.com/2007/05/30/80s-mondays-shag-hollywood/)
, and their outfits are their 80′s get ups. They dont actually dress like this in life , but then again they actually do, and on a more regular basis than most, so I will simply begin the work of creating greater opportunities for young ladies who wish to express their inner (*****).

Fundamentally, i guess most would say that the only thing stopping the flow from flowing on a more continuous basis is what “SOCIETY” would have to say about it.

Lucky for you, this is PimpHop.com, and We Make The Rules for what is cool and fit for society to do, so you are in luck as this time around, as it just happens to be in YOUR best interests, so consider yourself blessed. with that said, let me get my clothes ready as I have family here for vacation, and they want to go shopping, so I am today’s tour guide.