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PimpHop.com Manifesto – February 2010

2 years, 98 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Kate Moss - YSL Manifesto - 2008

Welcome Home.
What is most interesting about this post is that while a manifesto is prime time for getting deep and philosophical, this will be something simple and to the point.

The image above is from a Google image search on the term manifesto,
and this particular image stood out as something unexpected, which is correspondent with that which I was pondering on.

While studying other manifestos of different varieties, which is said to be necessary when communicating a cause, I noticed that most of them tend to be long winded and loaded with strong language, yet they also tend to result in some form of violent and destructive behavior, so since I am headed in the opposite direction, for those who care to know, the official
PimpHop.com Manifesto is as follows.

Create an enjoyable life experience for SELF, and share with OTHERS who truly believe themselves to be deserving of such an experience.

PimpHop.com Manifesto -
Feburary 2010, Rylan Branch

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Mariah Carey ft. Nicki Minaj – Up Out My Face

2 years, 100 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Keeping the shelves stocked with quality product is a daunting task during a recession, yet thanks to the help of Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj, it looks like The Stimulus Bill is beginning to show signs of progress after all.

Have a look and listen at this video to see whether or not
Health Care Reform is actually all in the presentation.

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Avatar Yourself

2 years, 101 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Whats good in the hood?
Technically, I am supposed to be on vacation, yet at the same time I actually live on vacation and help others to do the same which would make vactioning a part of my job description.

Anyhow, I came across this advertisement on Myspace, that called my attention to something of great importance.

Since the beginning of this PimpHop.com venture I have held on to the belief that in actuality, the actual draw to the Internet is in the desire to express ones self or do what that advertisement above states which is to

Avatar Yourself.

Those of us in the tech world are familiar with the term that interestingly enough, is the name of the highest selling movie in history, as avatars are what people use for their online identities.

Some have stated that the problem with certain social networking atmospheres is the allowance of nick names and the creation of false identities, yet I refute that idea since I actually commend any person who seeks to create a more likable image and view of their self to the extent that much of the content of Your Friendly Neighborhood PimpHop.com is geared toward this very purpose, plus we can now demonstrate the astronomical value of advertisement space and publicity with this online publication

With that said, would it NOT be one of the most PIMPISH feats in the history of the world to establish and maintain a school of sorts which offers courses for creating a more desirable and likable self, know to the world as an avatar, which can be applied online as well as in the flesh?

Its a matter of opinion, yet I agree with my own, so since the post prior to this entry is in regards to construction, we can state that one of the attractions that is being developed is you, and begin with a quote from the prior post with insight from Oprah Winfrey in which I stated.

success could actually be as simple as using your time, mind, and body in ways similar to those who have achieved success

Actually, I too have an avatar, who plays a big part in the creation of that which you are witnessing, and his name is written in code down below, so if it works for me, it might just could work for you too.

Stay Tuned.

A different perspective to consider.

See You At The Top
( And Bring A Friend!!)

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Written By
R.Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

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The Game According To Oprah Winfrey

2 years, 107 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Keep Your Eye On The Prize!

Welcome Home.
Today, I decided to share some insight that I received from my daily insight news feed with our beloved viewers.

Once again, I think different, and believe it will show to be the key ingredient necessary in making a difference and I do notice that those who have made a difference seem to subscribe to the same belief, and since the things that all human beings have in common are,

A.24 hours under the sun per day,
B.A mind to think with and body to move with,

success could actually be as simple as using your time, mind and body in a way similar to those who have achieved success, so since this is a media company, focused on empowerment, who better than Oprah to draw insight from, as the record reflects that the first ever African American President and current Nobel Peace Prize Winner was in large part elected, due to Oprah’s conversation skills, so peep game if you will.

Dear RB,

“If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have more. If you look at what you don’t have in life, you’ll never have enough.”

Oprah Winfrey
Television Host, Producer, and Philanthropist

That’s whats up, so let the record reflect that the new dictionary definition of the word OWN is a cable television channel known as Oprah Winfrey Network coming soon to a screen near you, and as the saying goes…

On with the show

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Google Buzz – From A Pimp Perspective

2 years, 108 days ago - By Rylan Branch

8:58 am

Dave Johns - Buzz - Public

How can something called “Buzz” kill FB? Google should have given it a catchier name, like “Orkut.” PS, StephButthead, when are you going to hire me to launch Google Porn?

Anna Smith - I will put money down on google porn.9:50 am
Stephanie Hannon - Great, thanks to you, my first ever public buzz comment is about porn. Blasted!1:24 pm

Ok, now I get it. Google quickly put rumors of purchasing Twitter to rest because they figured that they could offer something better, and give Facebook a run for their online social networking dominance.

I just tried it out for the first time as they caught me slippin in my Gmail box and added the service inside of the left task panel, and in all actuality, I think Google may have pulled off an upset already, even though many question the real value of the service and whether or not it can lure users away from the other services.

What I just stated explains it, as I didn’t get lured away from anything, and as opposed to having to leave my Gmail box to respond to a message on another site that sent a notification to my email address, I can stay in the house and do my thing all the same.

If I was a Google exec and wanted to clown out, I would merge the service with You Tube, but that would require us all to do Pimpish things, so I will just leave it up as a free idea.

The real value that will catch on in just a few moments in when by accident, conducting a regular Google searchfrom the search bar of my email box, it turned out to be a Google Buzz search, and all I can say is that the whole entire media and way that it functions can now be considered as permanently  altered to the extent that search engines in themselves have altered the way that business was once conducted.

Take my word for it, stakes are extremely high in this venture and whoever saw what the future should look like and then proceeded to create it, as opposed to just trying to improve on the current status quo, is movin’ on up, just like The Jeffersons.

If all of that is too technically inclined, just sign up for an account here, save it for later, then when its the trendy thing that all of the other kids are doing and you want to do it too, you can keep it pimp ,and officially claim that it is old news to you as you have had an account there since February 2010.

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