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Whats On Deck @ The Denver Museum Of Nature & Science?

3 years, 101 days ago - By Rylan Branch

A pair of ancient wooden boxes contains a treasure trove of information. Two women, wrapped in linen and enclosed in painted coffins, hold the secrets of 3,000 years. Who were they? How did they live? How did they die? Finally their mysteries are revealed through the magic of modern technology.

Signing off on a stimulus bill, while amongst your kinfolk.
What could be better than that?

This takes Black History Month to a
WHOOOOLE NUTHER LEVEL~

http://www.dmns.org/main/en/General/Exhibitions/CurrentExhibitions/Egyptian+Mummies.htm

And Remember Folks.
What You See,
Is What You Get!!

Bringing The Technology Game To CUBA?

3 years, 102 days ago - By Rylan Branch

This one here is just for the record. If you are in the I.T. industry, it may make for an interesting read, as new angle on the game in need of growth and expansion.

http://www.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idUSTRE51A77S20090211?feedType=nl&feedName=ustechnology

Per the article from the link above.
“I would like to think that in five years our country will have more than 50 percent migrated (to Linux),” he said.


Unlike Microsoft, Linux is free and has open access that allows users to modify its code to fit their needs.

“Private software can have black holes and malicious codes that one doesn’t know about,” Rodriguez said. “That doesn’t happen with free software.”

Apart from security concerns, free software better suits Cuba’s world view, he said.

“The free software movement is closer to the ideology of the Cuban people, above all for the independence and sovereignty.”

Here’s To GOOD HEALTH.

Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

The Sky Is Falling- WHO'S MESSIN' WITH TEXAS?

3 years, 102 days ago - By Rylan Branch

I love it when a plan comes together!
I’ll pass the mic to CNN today.
Reporting Live From The Hood of G.W. Bush


2-15-09
Read Em & Peep,
and remember folks,
This is purely FICTION, and for entertainment purposes only!

Here’s To GOOD HEALTH.

Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

My License Got Suspeneded, So I Had To TELEPORT To The Spot

3 years, 104 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Whats The Good News?
Happy Valentines Day if you celebrate.

While it might appear that we are somewhat slackin in our mackin in regards to the technology updates that many of you have come to relish. The simple truth is , that the innovation curve has somewhat stagnated
itself. In the SmartPhone Market, there really are not any advancements worth mentioning and simply a case of developers doing their best to keep up with Apple iPhone to see if they can make a comparable match as opposed to exceeding and raising the bar. Then there’s the Blackberry!

Have no fear, PIMPIN is here, and with an eye ever focused on the future, while creating it in the process,
I will first let you in on a bit of uncommonly known Pimpformation.

At the IPTO, Licklider got Lawrence Roberts to start a project to make a network, and Roberts based the technology on the work of Paul Baran,[4] who had written an exhaustive study for the U.S. Air Force that recommended packet switching (as opposed to circuit switching) to make a network highly robust and survivable. After much work, the first two nodes of what would become the ARPANET were interconnected between UCLA and SRI (later SRI International) in Menlo Park, California, on October 29, 1969. The ARPANET was one of the “eve” networks of today’s Internet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

Same ole story. It STARTED IN L.A.
With that said, lets move forward. If what we are currently using (Internet Technology), was primarily developed  40 years ago, what will the game look like 40 years later, say 1949′ish?

The quest is on now for the key ingredient to make teleportation an actual reality.
As of this time, many breakthroughs have already been introduced that would allow communication to be conducted in this way, sending information from point to point through the use of photon beaming, yet the
collapse of molecules in mass form , and reassembly in exact order and intact condition in another space and time has proven quite a challenge for most.

I will save mine for a later date, yet it would not surprise me one bit if President Obama were to dedicate enormous sums of taxpayer dollars into this very subject matter. It is one that he is surely quite familiar with, as the state in which he was representing as a Senator (Illinois) , prior to the Presidency, is also home to the underground photon particle accelerator machine , known as The TEVATRON, located at Fermilab, one of the world’s leading authorities in the area of quantum physics along with CERN Labs in Switzerland, where the people with money can sometimes be found.

http://www.fnal.gov/fermilab_home.html

This all takes being IN THE LOOP to a
whooooooole nuther level!!

Here’s To GOOD HEALTH.

Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

Nadya Suleman Review- L.A. Girls Want 8 Babies!

3 years, 105 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Greetings Earthlings,
and Welcome Home!

As usual, things have an interesting way of falling in line at the appropriate time. Yes indeed , I do hear and have heard that the content here at your friendly Neighborhood Pimphop.com is a bit too
other worldly and bizarre for some to process on a mental and emotional level.

Newsflash!
Your brain is like any other muscle in your body. Without proper exercise and diet, it becomes weak and ineffective. Therefore ,you may want to consider having it (Your Brain) in proper and fit condition should a time arise when you need it
THE MOST.

You are actually in luck today as I am not going to get too deep and philosophical regarding this issue, and since it is one of the most popular subjects on interest as of press time
(Google Search Results= 99,000,000)
you can make of it what you will.

I will simply Keep it BUSINESS and say that
the demand for and value of male sperm has increased exponentially in the year of 2009.
Its just something about L.A. that seems to have so many women dreaming about fish!
Be sure to visit the web destination for Nadya at the link below.
http://www.thenadyasulemanfamily.com

Also be sure to note that a majority of the children have names from straight out of the greatest story ever told, known as The Bible!

Ill wrap it up with a quote from TUPAC SHAKUR, that fits the subject at hand with precise accuracy.

I hit the studio and drop a jewel, hopin it pay
Gettin high watchin time fly, to live and die in LA
(Let my angel sing)
To live and die in LA, it’s the place to be
You’ve got to be there to know it, what everybody wanna see

-T. Shakur
Live and Die In L.A.

Here’s To GOOD HEALTH.

Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin