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A Demonstration Of THE ASTRONOMICAL VALUE AND RELEVENCE Of PIMP-OLOGY

3 years, 118 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Welcome to the end of the HISTORIC month of January 2009.
Today, lets simply compare and contrast information to further
shed light on the Value Of STREET KNOWLEDGE.

Well Respected Philosophers, Scientists,  Architects , And Scholars of past and present have stated

Occam’s razor, also Ockham’s razor,[1] is a principle attributed to the 14th-century English logician and Franciscan friar, William of Ockham. The principle states that the explanation of any phenomenon should make as few assumptions as possible, eliminating those that make no difference in the observable predictions of the explanatory hypothesis or theory. The principle is often expressed in Latin as the lex parsimoniae (“law of parsimony“, “law of economy“, or “law of succinctness“): entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem, roughly translated as “entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity”. An alternative version Pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate translates “plurality should not be posited without necessity. [2]

When multiple competing hypotheses are equal in other respects, the principle recommends selecting the hypothesis that introduces the fewest assumptions and postulates the fewest entities. It is in this sense that Occam’s razor is usually understood.

Originally a tenet of the reductionist philosophy of nominalism, it is more often taken today as an heuristic maxim (rule of thumb) that advises economy, parsimony, or simplicity, often or especially in scientific theories. Here the same caveat applies to confounding topicality with mere simplicity. (A superficially simple phenomenon may have a complex mechanism behind it. A simple explanation would be simplistic if it failed to capture all the essential and relevant parts.)

Noted Hip Hop Dignitary and Pimpology Expert  Calvin Broadus’ – A.K.A.
Snoop Dogg States


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Aiyyo, aiyyo, aiyyo Quik check this out dog
You know mothafuckers be doin way way too mothafuckin much

You know? That’s real
Just like baby right here, she doin too much

Now if that nigga next to you got a rented car
And he actin like it’s his but you know it’s not
Say he doin too much, yeah nigga you doin too much
And if that stuck-up xxxxx got the bar posted-up She actin like that hair’s hers but you know what’s up
Say she doin too much, yeah baby you doin too much

I gave my kinfolk the keys to my Suburb
I told em “Hit the side and slide and get the herb”
But guess who’s callin, Pipedream Patty
Made that nigga park my whoride beside the alley
Forget about that nigga though (fuck that nigga)
Fuck that nigga yo
But I can’t forget about him cuz he taught me everything I know
Oh no Joe, walkin down the wrong lane
Tootin on that cocaine, xxxxxx wit that wrong thang
Niggas like that (what), get things like they want it (damn)
Then fake the funk, doggonnit
Now loc, look at this predicament
You smoked out and can’t be trusted, I can’t kick it wit
Niggas like you, used to be in my crew
Goddamn, they don’t make niggas like they used to
I remember Marley Marl and the Juice Crew
That’s probably why I keep a tight grip on my deuce-deuce

Now if you’re doin for your family and you can’t stand it
Cuz you know these mothafuckers tryin take advantage
Say they doin too much, yeah nigga you doin too much
And if your kinfolk broke and he smoke dope
And he need to catch a mothafuckin different stroke
Say he doin too much, yeah Joey you doin too much

We parlay, parlay everyday DPG style
We might throw a pool party every once in a while
Now in fact we gon’ do one this weekend
Let’s see how many hoes me and my nigga Rose can weed in
I believe in, sharin the cock
Also, I believe in comparin the cock
Look, don’t knock a nigga like me (why?)
Cuz she love the way I just beat up the pussy
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep
When she went down on me
She blew a nigga socks off, got a nigga rocks off
Ooh wee, baby you’s a freak
Put my homey up on game like a gangsta
But my homey fell in love and he banked her
Ain’t that a trip? Now we in a twist
Back in the county wit the red ribbon on his wrist

Now when a nigga hit his girl and she don’t hit back
And he get his third strike wit no get back
Say he doin too much, yeah homey you doin too much
And when the homey in the pen, doin a sin
And his girlfriend xxxxxx wit his best friend
Say she doin too much, hell yeah she doin too much

I’m livin up in the hills, wine sippin wit mills
I’m havin major type of paper, I ain’t trippin off bills (still)
Show me some respect and accept my coolness
And don’t mistake my kindness to mean I’m foolish
Use this as a warning, cuz I’m startin
To figure it’s some niggas think I’m soft as Charmin
Pardon me, cuz I ain’t mad when you get bent
But I hate when fools mistake me for U.S. ?spray?
Friends and family, gettin after me like repo
Eat, smoke, choke then want me to throw em a c-note
You doin too much when you clutchin on my touch-tone
Callin strays over nigga leadin months gone
Conversate for fo’ hours, wastin mo’ power
And only get to hit a cold shower
You fakin like you’re makin more moves than Simpson
But frontin, pushin buttons, doin nuttin but sin

And when a nigga on yo’ phone, runnin up yo’ bill
Tryin to tell some hoodrat xxxxx how he feel
You know he doin too much, yeah nigga you doin too much
And when your baby momma cryin bout she need some milk
And you heard some other nigga did been at her tilt
You know she doin too much, yeah baby you doin too much
That’s real

Got It?
Good,
Now On With The Show!

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Written By
R. Branch
Code Name

Obama Says- "What's A Pimp Without A Cadillac?"

3 years, 119 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Picture This.
GM, the parent company of Cadillac Motors is on the list of the top three U.S. automotive industry giants, on the verge of Bankruptcy. One of the executives at GM became convinced along the way that Barack Obama was sure to win the election. He then thought to himself and said

Hmm, Barack Obama is an African American, and well, historically, it has been shown that African American Males tend to have an affinity for the Cadillac brand.

He then went to a secret meeting with then President Elect Obama and staff during the transition period, and conveyed to him, that there was an updated , customized, bullet proof limousine , space age pimpin version created just for him, as a gesture of good faith in ensuring that GM is in good graces during bailout funding consideration.

Did, GM collapse, or are they still in business?

Only In America!
22 Inch Chrome Wheels To Be Added In 2012.

On EARTH As It Is In HEAVEN- PimpHop.com Business Plan

3 years, 120 days ago - By Rylan Branch

Just in time for the Economic Stimulus initiatives from the people in charge.
Since time is of the essence, I believe it to be in our best interest to keep it simple , brief, and to the point.

On that note,the plan is as follows.
It is always DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN.
What You See Is What You Get.

All Inquiries Are To Be Sent To
{information@pimphop.com}

 

 

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Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

The Game According To Michelle Obama

3 years, 121 days ago - By Rylan Branch

“Barack knows that at some level there’s a hole in our souls and we need some inspiration,” she said. “That’s why I’m here because I know Barack is different.
From a February 2008 Interview during the Democratic Primary tour-
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1972537/posts

Wow.
Now There’s A Thought.
One That Sounds Familiar to Me as Well.

My OFFICIAL RESPONSE,
as of Press Time-

KNOW COMMENT!

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R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

Is Montel Williams A 'P' On The Low Low?

3 years, 123 days ago - By Rylan Branch


Image By
Antonio Salvador / WENN

I always had a feeling about Montel, that perhaps there is much more to him than
what meets the blind eye
. Of course his struggles with M.S. have been well publicized among other things, yet at this particular point in the nations history, I believe he has officially flipped the script, and gone from being SICK, to being SICK WITH IT.

It is officially Award Show and Film Festival season in Hollywood, and the rest of the entertainment industry, yet I have yet to see an award ceremony and associated category that fits into what it is that Montel Williams is implementing as a public figure through the use of his celebrity. For those who are unaware, I invite you to view the raw video footage below, which shows Montel actually having the audacity to be putting in work in regards to the selling of Barack Obama commemorative coins, as if he can think as high as actually seeing a African American face on The Dinero which flows through the streams of currency. My only course of action is to support him in his efforts, by adding him to the
Ultra Exclusive Hollywood “P” List, as a standard bearer of excellence.


The LUCRE is NO LONGER FILTHY!
Kids, dont try this at home.
YOU SHOULD TAKE IT TO THE STREETS!

See You At The Top
( And Bring A Friend!!)

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Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin