(Repost) Tiger Woods – Rich Nigga

(Editors Note – April 04, 2010)

Funny how the game goes, as this post actually did cost us a few viewers and followers due to the fact that I used the “in-word”.

I just finished watching the Golf Channel, giving up the goods on Tiger’s return and press conference earlier today, and just ask that you read this post from February 19, 2010 with an open mind, or even a closed one, to see if the method to the madness was on par with the results that we are seeing unfold in front of us.

(End Note)

Well, there goes our corporate advertisement sponsorships, but then again, due to the fact that Tiger Woods who was thought to have committed career suicide looks to have reversed the game to show career true and fly, perhaps its just a case of different strokes for different folks, with the strokes of some folks leading to a billionaires tax bracket.

The moment the world has been waiting for has finally arrived where
Tiger Woods steps to the podium and offers a public apology for his mis deeds, so we can now offer more alternative news angles which keeps you coming back time and time again.

Question of the day.
What exactly is Tiger apologizing for?

A. Because he is not suffering from the effects of a recession and unemployment?

B. Because none of the negative news will ever lead him to the poor house or diminish his golf game superiority?

C. Because his corporate sponsors seem to see a bigger picture as he is now and will continue to receive more media attention?

D. Because his wife decided that it was in her best interest to stick by his side so long as that man continues to ensure that he keeps his family fed?

E. Because money hungry mistresses walked away with nothing but a few public apologies, good memories, but… NO DOUGH?

The list can get quite extensive if we look at things from this perepective, yet since Nike is now in the fashion of making puppet characters for some of their brand representatives, we will follow this same example by posting the video clip below and adding a caption.

“Im a Rich Nigga, that will continue to increase my holdings at the same rate that the public hate increases, and for this, I am Truly Sorry..
my bad. BTW, do you want to see me win this years Masters Tournament? I can guarantee some astronomically high viewer ratings?- T.W. "

A different perspective to consider

Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin