The Britney Solution

Back in efeect once again is Britney.
It’s  old news regarding the recent “Upset Stomach” that she recently encountered, as well as the visit from Dr. Phil and the related aftermath and current media scrutiny.
Today we will keep it breif and focus on the solution. Perscription-
Said patient Britney Spears will remove herself from individuals and enviornments which result in a Poor Feeling About Self As A Woman.
Patient is to have management and record label staff arrange trip to Middle East to perfrom for and entertain troops and  assist in building troop morale while simultaneously aquiring a feeling of appreciation from those in need.

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Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin